La Roi des Catastrophes

roidesc @ 2009-10-19T17:27:00

2009-10-19T15:30:39Z

I haven't posted anything in ages, but this was simply too strange an adventure not to share.

Oh, and the musk rat was delicious.

roidesc @ 2009-03-18T00:57:00

2009-03-18T00:01:55Z

Oh~hoh! We grabbed your attention with our nudity?

Well then, come see the play before I get hairy!

I'm actually very pleased with the way this turned out. Chaste but ~~gay~~ featuring just enough nudity to catch people's eye and (hopefully) get them interested.
Less Side-Boob than expected, but how could this not be the case, with Side-Boob currently out of town, touring the Scottish highlands. :)

roidesc @ 2009-03-08T00:10:00

2009-03-07T23:27:03Z

New hair, y/n?

roidesc @ 2009-02-01T18:30:00

2009-02-01T17:32:21Z

Are any of you using Twitter? I've just yielded to my curiosity. Thought I'd give it a try.

roidesc @ 2008-06-07T14:07:00

2008-06-07T12:08:13Z

Go Sepideh! Hahah!
But next time you come over, do try to get some sleep on the plane... ;)

roidesc @ 2008-05-30T18:46:00

2008-05-30T16:52:21Z

New hair!

And then there is the rest of my face...

The hair is kind of short, but very fluffy when there's no hair gel in it.

roidesc @ 2008-05-02T21:31:00

2008-05-02T19:32:29Z

Translation:
--Sep & Jack at 3 a.m., tipsy.

Yes, but! He's still at Reinier's party.
Nasty Reinier!

Reinier is... such a fucking... palindrome. Seriously, just an utter... palindrome!

Also, there have been no recent updates to Confessions of an English Catburglar. For once I did have the page finished on time, but then the scanner broke. It's fixed now, so I'll post an update this weekend.

roidesc @ 2008-04-26T00:06:00

2008-04-25T22:11:35Z

Shark attack!

"Hand me down the shark-repellent bat-spray!"
...
WTF?
HAHAHA!
I can't believe I used to watch this show! No wonder I turned out so weird! XD

roidesc @ 2008-04-17T16:40:00

2008-04-17T14:43:25Z

Dad claimed that the post he hit had hidden itself in his blind spot. Dad's blind spot is quite extensive.

roidesc @ 2008-04-02T00:35:00

2008-04-01T22:37:17Z

Back from Oxford. We mainly ate, slept, and then ate some more. Good times.
Getting out of the house was tricky though, on occasion...

roidesc @ 2008-03-13T19:33:00

2008-03-13T18:33:28Z

roidesc @ 2008-03-11T16:39:00

2008-03-11T15:44:49Z

The Scream came up in some discussion the other day.

Forgot to ink the text balloon. It says "Nobody understands me!"
I ought to have drawn a turtle-neck shirt, come to think of it. :p

roidesc @ 2008-03-05T13:53:00

2008-03-05T13:07:41Z

Maybe I should just glue my driver's licence to my forehead or something. That might actually reduce the number of weird looks I get.

roidesc @ 2008-03-03T22:57:00

2008-03-03T21:59:13Z

roidesc @ 2008-02-17T23:19:00

2008-02-17T22:31:42Z

One of a_suitcase 's batteries just spontaneously combusted. I remember this used to happen to the batteries in my Gameboy, only less dramatically.

Also, I need to draw more. Instead of finishing one page a week, I'm down to updating half a page every two weeks. ;_;

"Not complainin about the hours here, nothin like that, sir."
"Why not? I complain all the time. Not enough of them, basically." AtD

roidesc @ 2007-12-19T13:59:00

2007-12-19T13:01:10Z

To be fair, I was warned that taking a pee with one of these things would require some practice...

roidesc @ 2007-12-16T13:34:00

2007-12-16T12:38:54Z

I kid you not. I hope it's just because he doesn't want to be the only one with a weird middle name.
Actually, his first suggestion was Inigo, but then people would be yelling lines from The Princess Bride at me all the time, which might get tiring after a while...

He still asks me every time I see him, "And what are you calling yourself today?" hoping, I suspect, that I might have changed my mind...
Dad, I love you, but you're a bit weird sometimes. XD

roidesc @ 2007-12-14T20:08:00

2007-12-14T19:13:33Z

Quote:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL needs moar yasco.

I heed the words of the psychic drunk.

OMG! Titsy! Him so smart! That is exactly what I, like, figured! ;)
It was brilliant though, cause he looked around as if some of the girls in the hallway might suddenly wheel round and kick him for divulging this great secret of man.

roidesc @ 2007-11-28T21:40:00

2007-11-28T20:46:01Z

HANNA! I DO NOT NEED 9 INCHES TO PEE!!! XD XD XD

roidesc @ 2007-10-28T00:06:00

2007-10-27T22:10:42Z

I need to find a shop that will print these as stickers. Then I will stick them on things... and people!

roidesc @ 2007-10-20T23:12:00

2007-10-20T21:18:39Z

I painted another coffee mug today.

Well, I laughed. Hahah! In fact, I'm still laughing.
The fact that Barthes had a thing for young Arabian boys just makes it more funny

roidesc @ 2007-10-15T22:43:00

2007-10-15T20:49:36Z

Very, very awkward and very, very wrong. I know.
But, it happens.

roidesc @ 2007-10-12T22:55:00

2007-10-12T21:00:41Z

The lovely electricwitch has already offered to wax my back if I start hormone treatment, so at least that's one problem taken care of.
If only I could have done her pirate costume justice. :|

roidesc @ 2007-10-09T21:38:00

2007-10-09T19:45:40Z

Yeahhh... Hahaha! This was fun.

All day I felt like yelling at people: "Ore wa CAPTAIN da!"

roidesc @ 2007-10-07T01:07:00

2007-10-06T23:14:51Z

Finally, more Roi des Catastrophes!

This came up in class. Yes! I wore a huge stick-on moustache to class, because it gave me authority!!

Every time I tried to contribute to the discussion, people would look around at me and, having forgotten quite how ridiculous it looked, start giggling all over again. So at least when I spoke everyone else was silent... Because they were all too busy trying to suppress laughter.